Dear Mr. Kershaw
“Wouldn’t it be good to be in your shoes,” you suggest, in your catchy offering.
However, I suspect that such a “Footwear Exchange” would be less than successful, in that we probably take different sizes. I fear that my size 8 (European Size 42) Hush Puppies may chafe your feet after a short while on stage or at home, causing discomfort and blisters. Therefore, I feel that we should both remain in our own choice of footwear for the foreseeable future.
Reply from Mr. Kershaw
Dear Mr Turnbull
Thank you for your letter of the 3rd of October.
Whilst I am grateful for your concern regarding my podiatric well being, I feel it necessary to avail you of the following fact: